Hey you, yeah, you with the coffee and the croissant. Put it down. And you over there in the wine aisle, step away from the alcohol and head quickly back to the vegetable section. That's right, keep walking. Don't you people know that it's no-fun January?? You should be chowing down on carrots, guzzling smoothies like there's no tomorrow and huffing and puffing through the park wrapped head to toe in lycra. But don't worry, if you've only just got the memo you can start today, there's still plenty of time for no fun to be had.
So if you are joining the January detox craze then here's a few words that might come in handy. I'll be waiting for you in February with a cocktail in my hand.
